-milkteeth:

today a girl in my history class asked if Martin Luther King was white

c

can we just

there’s a girl in my history class who yodels.

just yodels.

black people do not understand the concept of time

If i say be at my house for 12 rolling up at my door at 2 is not okay

just because you’re black DOES NOT mean time stands still for you.

praise the mighty lord for i will have real fully functioning wifi by monday

then i can catch up on all the reality tv i’ve been missing

meatmodel:

I want to viciously growl at some of you

i don’t know if i love nicki minaj or reality tv more

altuss:

if you don’t like lord of the rings i dont like you

simple xoxo

pre10tious:

i don’t understand why i’m not in a relationship:

• i literally have no friends so we can hang out all day
• i have unlimited text messaging so i can text you as much as i want
• also, unlimited minutes, so we might as well talk 24/7 too
• i watch the news all the time so i can go inform you on any political topic

old people are exploited so much, get a 80 year old to rap just so people can laugh at the novelty of nanny rap…

and half the time the raps shit.

that guy is making the cello look so cool, look at him playing in a snapback and hoodie.

pure coolness

all the africans are out to get me, just because i told them my nan doesn’t like africans now i’m a racist

i already knew i was a racist. 

congratulations on telling me my life story